The Whole Sheep Thing...

Well, being Scottish you learn to deal with a lot of jealousy.  People know they can't (without looking silly) attack our fine heritage of culinary delights, fashion sense, or beautful homeland weather.  So they're forced to demean themselves to making jokes about our lovelives.

So I get gifts like Sheep Beanie Babies, photoshops like the ones above and below, and I have even gotten a Hardback copy of the Boy Scout Sheep Farming merit badge book.

But I've found that as long as I turn my "confusing" sense of humor toward sheep, my employers can't be sued by my coworkers for harassment.  My employers like that.