Home:  Laurel Maryland, but my accountant
            and license insist it's Newark Delaware
Age:  38.467955098935
Profession:  Darwinian Beta Tester
Hobbies:  Reinventing the wheel
Last Books Read: Don Quixote, or "How to live in the world without reality keeping you down"
Favorite Movies:  Army of Darkness/Evil Dead
Latest Accomplishment: Making Hard-Cider, er, making really strong apple wine
Why I Do What I Do:  For the honor and glory of my Dona Dulcinea del Toboso!
Quote:  "You never truly appreciate how beautiful a woman is, until you see her bound naked to an altar "
Profile:  A man's man, and a sheep's nightmare!
His Beer:  Guinness.  Just keep the pints coming...