Home:  Laurel Maryland, but my accountant
            and license insist it's Newark Delaware
Age:  41.552791666667
Profession:  He who lines up Ones and Zeros
Hobbies:  Following flour to find beer
Last Books Read: Don Quixote, or "How to live in the world without reality keeping you down"
Favorite Movies:  Army of Darkness/Evil Dead
Latest Accomplishment: Oystering in Myrtle Beach
Why I Do What I Do:  For the honor and glory of my Dona Dulcinea del Toboso!
Quote:  "If High-Power Energy weapons are outlawed, only outlaws will have'em! "
Profile:  He's an example of when "I can" doesn't mean "I should"
His Beer:  Guinness.  Just keep the pints coming...