BTW, The 4 stages of becoming a green haired freak:
| Step 1: Show up at Spandox's | Step 2: Apply Bleach and wear shower cap | Step 3: make sure hair is good and damaged! | Step 4: Make sure hair looks like a nice Yeungling bottle |
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You're Probably Looking at this page and feeling pretty cheated.
I don't blame you, I would too. I feel cheated writing it. But as
I sit here, eating a fresh corn muffin with Tabasco on it (I've eaten worse,
try meister-schlix sometime), I know there's worse feelings in the world.
I just hope the muffin will only be this spicy going in...
But you see, I've been kinda busy. Busier than a two-peckered
goat, actually.
(Sorry about the imagery, I just said some words. You're the pervert
who knew what it'd look like. pervert.)
Here's just some stuff I wanted to put up as a test, and because I get asked for it so often (I wish)...
Directions to my place:
From 495
495 to Philadelpha Pike exit, going west. Turn left onto Governor Prince
Blvd (at the Gulf Station). Make your first right (~50yds) onto Cathedral. Make
your 3rd left onto Forrest.
From 95
to be filled in later:
We're 8 Forrest Ave
Claymont, DE 19703
When these directions get you lost, call me at 302-293-9381
I can't give any better directions, it's just nice to know that people
are trying to visit me.
My mailing address:
1121 Maplefield Rd
Newark, DE 19713
That's all that's really pertinent right now. Loveya babe, mean it this time!
--jason
This page best viewed from a hot sunny beach while holding
a tropical drink (with fruit and a little umbrella)
(line stolen from www.eecis.udel.edu/~sandler. Hire him.
A lot.)
